FML : Today, I went to work only to serve one table, make a $9.00 tip, get sent home because it was slow, have the city busses stop running because of weather,...

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Today, I went to work only to serve one table, make a $9.00 tip, get sent home because it was slow, have the city busses stop running because of weather, and have to pay a $20 cab fare to get home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ren / Tuesday 13 January 2009 20:54 / United States

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By ihpb09 | 0

#46556 - Saturday 21 March 2009 02:54

ouch.. cant say i feel for u, but i hope the rest of ur week turned out alright. sunny smiles! :D

By brkn_hearted | 0

#92503 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:14

damn, talk about shitty. hope that doesn't happen again

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By ihpb09 | 0

#46556 - Saturday 21 March 2009 02:54

ouch.. cant say i feel for u, but i hope the rest of ur week turned out alright. sunny smiles! :D

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Gettinmahlulz | 2

#3329708 - Thursday 22 September 2011 10:10

Am I the only one wondering why this is in the "love" category? (FYL OP)

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Edwinadii | 4

#3923851 - Sunday 22 January 2012 11:39

Tha fuck?...9 dollar tip from just one table?...either im cheap or there rich.

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mxij | 13

#5579467 - Sunday 14 July 2013 08:41

My thoughts exactly #14

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christinamarie17 | 29

#6148343 - Friday 19 December 2014 08:39

Depending on the price of their tab $9 might actually be cheap. I've gotten $30 tips before because their bill was $130 and they wanted to leave me 20%.

By brkn_hearted | 0

#92503 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:14

damn, talk about shitty. hope that doesn't happen again

By 24788 | 5

#159404 - Friday 1 May 2009 10:27

You will always have bad days.

By leia07 | 6

#213334 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 03:59

Lol, sounds like my life....

By Broeman | 0

#599381 - Friday 2 October 2009 01:13

Buses don't ever stop running here in NYC, for any reason except a bus driver's strike.

By ltrtbt666 | 0

#981946 - Monday 19 April 2010 10:42

wow this barely has comments hehehe

By kykeon22 | 0

#1240588 - Saturday 14 August 2010 11:26

Ordinary life :D

By mahimalil | 0

#1549677 - Friday 15 October 2010 04:34

wow almost no comments right now. Hey at least u got a $9 tip to spend on the cab. No advice here srry

By rawrimmacupcake | 0

#1875117 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 11:11

lmao only 8[now 9] comments? haha

By duckymoomoo | 0

#2437632 - Sunday 1 May 2011 06:43

Fuck you're life indeed

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