Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML
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Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
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Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
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lilyz_fml 2
I don't blame him. needles suck
Jarvo_666 6
Haha. At least he got straight to the "point." ;). Sorry...
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Comments (114)
kc1997kc 9
I did that!! the difference is I was like four.... I hate shots.
tannere 10
ha that does suck
coolwhiplova 1
Whoa maybe he had a spasm that made his arm throw the needle at you then another spasm to run out the door
jessicalh1 0
lier ur not from minsota I know who this is shady grow up stop being a lier I bet this didn't happen to u
jessicalh1 0
go ahead delete my comment it's only the truth
Sirin_fml 47
Okay, so basically someone from a completely different city psychically/telepathically found out this thing happened to some random person you know, stole the story, then submitted it to our website with the name Anonymous so they could have some internet fame? I know this isn't very diplomatic, but you're a bit stupid, aren't you?
jessicalh1 0
the person who posted this is sorry to say they lie to get attention from people I know very well they do
Sirin_fml 47
Yep, and your President Obama is a giant commie space alien too, I guess? Please don't make such weird, wonderful, and bizarre claims without proof. It's very disrespectful to the OP, and it makes you look incredibly foolish. But thanks for providing some comments for everyone else to laugh at; it's the only reason I haven't removed them.
kei1108 13
: / aww... that's sad!
CEG3 0
tomahawk skalped moment
NumNumNum 0
he still has the little kid in him
mima77 0
63 year old man? What about BOY? Aha poor guy.
adlambert13 0
today, someone tried to give me a shot.. i got scared so i grabbed it, threw it, and ran out the door. FML
sonicriders789 0
i dont know very many 63 yr old mrn who can "run"