FML : Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying,...

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Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML

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You deserved it

By ConnorFails - / Tuesday 12 May 2009 01:25 / United States

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By Merlin_44 | 0

#190968 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:44

Oh damn. are you sure that was even her? or just pretending!

By mojo_jojo | 0

#190991 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:55

Your first mistake was asking a girl out by text message. Seriously, grow a pair and ask her out face-to-face.

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By Merlin_44 | 0

#190968 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:44

Oh damn. are you sure that was even her? or just pretending!

SarahPicc | 3

#1519212 - Saturday 9 October 2010 1:26

ha.! it was her.

ttorigibson | 2

#1973462 - Sunday 16 January 2011 14:32

yeah I doubt it was really the mum.

THEsuperMANLYman | 10

#5566130 - Thursday 4 July 2013 22:54

Lol, good thing you didnt care about your pride ;)

SugarRush905 | 15

#6651521 - Sunday 17 July 2016 2:46

dats what I was about to say!!!

By smelinapants | 0

#190970 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:45

Maybe it was Emma, and didn't want to hurt you?

Philosophic | 0

#918189 - Saturday 6 March 2010 5:52

This Emma.. who is she?

iLuvFml5 | 0

#964391 - Friday 19 March 2010 20:50

I thought her name was Emily...

By beanerkid | 0

#190975 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:48

I had to ask this girl out on a dare
her mom answered the phone and I did it anyway
i got rejected by her mom and her later when her mom told her the story
hahaha

rarr | 0

#2164092 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 5:23

Ass, you are pathetic.

By EmUhLee | 0

#190979 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:48

I'm wondering if that was really her mom or not.

But anyway it goes, that's funny, 'cause my name's Emily and my friends sent that exact text to a guy a few weeks ago when he kept texting me asking me out.

nutella11_fml | 2

#4272659 - Saturday 7 April 2012 21:02

My mom did that to a guy before too and my names Emily bahah

By rukiafujioka | 0

#190982 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:51

I'm sorry, that sucks! But it was probably not actually her mom, just her pretending.

By mojo_jojo | 0

#190991 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:55

Your first mistake was asking a girl out by text message. Seriously, grow a pair and ask her out face-to-face.

By mattmag | 0

#190992 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:56

At least you acknowledge that you were being an idiot by asking a girl out over text. Maybe she'd say yes if you talked to her in person or at least called.

By Jimboom | 11

#190993 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:57

Damm right. Ask her to her face. The problem with Text's and e-mails is it is impossible to convey your body language and tone from them.
Do it in person or not at all!

By rrjr010 | 0

#190994 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:58

"Uh.. I REALLY like you A LOT. SO MUCH that I am sending you a text message!"

By 3reezee | 0

#190996 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:59

faairly positive it was her. lying through text is easy as, so is asking out
coward

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