Today, I had to file for bankruptcy because my ex-wife didn't want to pay for the house she didn't want me to have in the divorce, and didn't bother to have my name removed from the loan before she filed bankruptcy herself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I got a call from the county’s courthouse where I used to live saying I was being sued for fraud and expected in court to defend myself. Apparently, my ex took a loan out in my name and now I get to pay $2300 worth of legal fees and restitution to this loan company. FML
Today, I was on a 3-way call with my wife and the bank. The bank said we didn't qualify for school loans, which means I have to drop out. As soon as the bank hung up, my wife stayed on the line to tell me she wants a divorce and that she regrets our marriage. FML
Today, my ex-wife's lawyer threatened to default on the divorce because I have not signed the divorce papers yet. Divorce papers that I have not been served yet. FML
Today, my ex-wife announced that she's taking me to court for child support. Her kids were just my stepkids and we weren't even married a year, but she apparently has a pretty good lawyer on her side. FML
Today, I’m trying to recover financially from my divorce by quickly selling my house, but my ex-wife weed-killered the word "Bastard" into the front lawn, and the woman who had put in an offer to buy withdrew her offer. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
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Top comments
kidclarke 15
What a bitch.
kikiface 1
isn't there anything you can do legally? bankruptcy really ruins your credit, she ought to be responsible for that
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Comments (65)
lorentswizzle 0
@ FoxhoundEP3 Your a dick! stop acting like you know what your talking about everytine you comment on someones FML your pissing me off
caitlinmc14 1
@lorentswizzle: wtf is your problem? what he's saying makes perfect sense.
Malinkrot 3
Damn, it seems like so many women are cruel bitches when it comes to divorce. When my boyfriends parents got divorced, they were very civil; they didn't fight or go to court over anything. His mom is a successful CEO, so maybe that's why, she isn't one of those lazy bitches that wont work for anything in life like so many other women. I could never do that to my future husband.
Vayant 0
@48 tl;dr
F_I_D_O 0
Punch her in the toe
GeneralDisarray6 0
you should **** her face.
krs500 0
@81 - moron
lickerassholes 0
your a moron
MonkeySpeaks 4
Uhm. Except they are correct. It was his respnsibilty, not his ex's. He couldn't sue his ex, a judge would rule it his fault, but he may be able t sue the lawyer that should have handled it. And really? You're letting a faceless screen name piss you off? How sad. You put too mch energy amd emotion into the Internet.
XPredatorX 5
this is why I am never getting married, because women take all of your stuff and ruin your life when you get divorced
BloodDiamond96 11
Doesn’t have to be marriage, my boyfriend and his ex were only common-law and she’s pulling the same shit
Cakemama 0
I'd contact a lawyer first. You shouldn't be liable for it if your divorce is final and she got the house.
rasellersjr 0
I had the same situation. I would have rather paid the house and car payment myself (double the amount of child support I was order to pay) she didn't pay crap and ruined my crest.