Today, I had to file for bankruptcy because my ex-wife didn't want to pay for the house she didn't want me to have in the divorce, and didn't bother to have my name removed from the loan before she filed bankruptcy herself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I got a call from the county’s courthouse where I used to live saying I was being sued for fraud and expected in court to defend myself. Apparently, my ex took a loan out in my name and now I get to pay $2300 worth of legal fees and restitution to this loan company. FML
Today, I was on a 3-way call with my wife and the bank. The bank said we didn't qualify for school loans, which means I have to drop out. As soon as the bank hung up, my wife stayed on the line to tell me she wants a divorce and that she regrets our marriage. FML
Today, my ex-wife's lawyer threatened to default on the divorce because I have not signed the divorce papers yet. Divorce papers that I have not been served yet. FML
Today, my ex-wife announced that she's taking me to court for child support. Her kids were just my stepkids and we weren't even married a year, but she apparently has a pretty good lawyer on her side. FML
Today, I’m trying to recover financially from my divorce by quickly selling my house, but my ex-wife weed-killered the word "Bastard" into the front lawn, and the woman who had put in an offer to buy withdrew her offer. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
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Top comments
kidclarke 15
What a bitch.
kikiface 1
isn't there anything you can do legally? bankruptcy really ruins your credit, she ought to be responsible for that
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Comments (65)
PoopTrainDix 0
sue that bitch fir every penny she will ever make!!!
vtgurlXD 0
you married and divorced a retard. congrats on the divorce, and your an idiot for the marriage!! =D
simon890 0
what a bitch! I'd put leans on the house out of spite if they hadn't put her ass out but there is also some blame on you for not taking the necessary steps in taking your name off the loan.
laughingman 0
in debt do us part
Chr0nicdreamz 0
I agree. the first thing that shouldve been done would to ensure that you are not going to be held financially responsible for your ex partners "screw ups" whether they be intentional or not.
sugarbabyxoxo 2
ydi. **** her shit up though! burn her house down hahah.
cthulhu1138 1
Making sure your name gets off the loan is your job. You can't count on your EX-wife to go out of her way for your benefit.
42billybob 5
that's just excessive.
Squwatknot 0
Dude i know how you feel my wife took my house my car and my 401k she let the house foreclose while under my name and also let the bank take the car still under my name and spent all the 401k on shoes and now wants a bunch of child support and alimony when she never spends time with our son and I was laid off 7 months ago i just went through bankruptcy too. So I understand how you feel.
omfg_usuckatlife 0
YDI for being stupid