By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 02:55 - Australia - Brisbane
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 02:55 - Australia - Brisbane
By ughhhh - 03/05/2014 21:10 - United States
By moomanjohnny - 31/05/2014 06:40 - United States - Pleasanton
I finally got the one screaming to calm down and go to sleep. I also got the vibrator away from the other kid by distracting him with my phone. Everything was good when the parents came home, until the kid told his mom about a cool "spaceship".