Hungry Cat By FML Videos - 03/10/2018 12:30 - United States - New York Why isn't it ready yet? Let me at it! I agree, your life sucks 277 You deserved it 77 Share Tweet Share
Today, it was my boyfriend's last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then run up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught in her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 915 You deserved it 14 855
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 132 You deserved it 9 367
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 093 You deserved it 217
Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 196 You deserved it 3 563
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 035 You deserved it 3 357
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 364 You deserved it 7 502
Today, while I was pooping on company time, a little constipated, I saw a spider full speed running towards me, as I’m mid grunt. This makes my asshole slam shut and set my feet flailing to stomp it before it got any closer. Now I have heart palpitations and I feel violated. FML I agree, your life sucks 203 You deserved it 465
Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 018 You deserved it 7 833