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By 6xrv Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML I agree, your life sucks 5383 You deserved it 506 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kaitiem224 - United States - Pratt Today, my boyfriend of one year and seven months left me for not wanting to have a baby yet. I'm seventeen years old. FML I agree, your life sucks 30882 You deserved it 2836 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my dog got out and ran off at 8 p.m., so I had 11 friends and family looking in the freezing cold night for it until 11:30 p.m. Turns out, the dog was locked in the garage the whole time. FML I agree, your life sucks 1006 You deserved it 1204 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jim Today, during PE I got hit in the face with the ball. Everyone cheered because we got 5 extra points. No one asked if I was okay. FML I agree, your life sucks 28314 You deserved it 4278 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Go_There - 26/10/2020 02:01 - United States - Madison Cake, eating it… Today, I'm in an open marriage and had to admit to myself that I caught feels for my "friend with benefits" who was only interested in the "benefits" part and I had to break it off. I already miss the sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 362 You deserved it 1199 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Los Angeles Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML I agree, your life sucks 40777 You deserved it 4525 50 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By diapermommy - United States Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML I agree, your life sucks 16956 You deserved it 46328 172 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By didntevenknow - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML I agree, your life sucks 14487 You deserved it 37873 157 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I called in sick to my job. I'm already on shaky ground there, but I was honestly sick. I happened to call in during the mandatory departmental meeting. Apparently, I was supposed to go in a half-hour early. I called in thirty minutes late, during a required meeting. FML I agree, your life sucks 1411 You deserved it 1027 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fed up Today, I bought a different car because I was having to constantly repair my old one. On the way home from the dealer, the check engine light came on. FML I agree, your life sucks 2746 You deserved it 194 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By zarko - Croatia - Zagreb The first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one! Today, I created myself a Dropbox folder named "Traffic fines". FML I agree, your life sucks 3269 You deserved it 5517 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Woody - United States - Salt Lake City Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 2570 You deserved it 361 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 3 More Months - United States - Stanford Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML I agree, your life sucks 49290 You deserved it 3723 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By IneedMaury - United States - Lowell Today, the girl who broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML I agree, your life sucks 56326 You deserved it 6295 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By twat - United Kingdom Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML I agree, your life sucks 22947 You deserved it 7805 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML I agree, your life sucks 32976 You deserved it 3112 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Patrick - United States Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML I agree, your life sucks 29859 You deserved it 7402 143 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I learned that when I start University next month I will have to either pay $900 for an all-access semester-long parking pass, pay $200 for for a bus pass that takes an hour to get to campus, or pay $100 to park outside campus and walk 4 miles to and from class each day. FML I agree, your life sucks 4580 You deserved it 585 31 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my boyfriend came over. We'd planned on losing out virginities today. What we didn't plan on was having my 9-year-old brother and his friends making a video of "What teens do when no one is home." They taped the whole thing, including the five minutes it took us to get the condom on. FML I agree, your life sucks 2720 You deserved it 845 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lkvetched - United States - Palestine Today, I got food poisoning in the middle of the wilderness while hiking in a state park with my husband. I had to tend to nature several times before we reached our car. The only supplies I had was a bottle of water and a laminated trail map. It was part of an anniversary trip. How romantic. FML I agree, your life sucks 12867 You deserved it 1020 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Ballwin Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a "pervert" and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 48925 You deserved it 5459 174 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Bellevue Today, an old guy with a cane got up in my face for "mocking" the way he walked. In retrospect, I guess it is pretty offensive for me to have had knee surgery and still be recovering from it. My apologies. FML I agree, your life sucks 23363 You deserved it 1410 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Suwanee Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML I agree, your life sucks 38352 You deserved it 5483 106 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Abandoned - United States Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML I agree, your life sucks 50696 You deserved it 13440 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I flew 1800 km with my two small children to a remote northern village for work. Our bags were lost, leaving us without winter gear and only one change of clothes. Just to make things extra fun, we now all have uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea. FML I agree, your life sucks 10022 You deserved it 1016 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML I agree, your life sucks 24747 You deserved it 2606 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dentistftw - United States Today, was my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 48868 You deserved it 2880 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Sharon Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML I agree, your life sucks 50604 You deserved it 3706 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By izziegrl - Mexico - Naucalpan Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML I agree, your life sucks 28320 You deserved it 3605 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By noonotme - United States Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML I agree, your life sucks 27374 You deserved it 6632 218 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By random - United States - Amarillo Today, while working as a paramedic, we got called to an assisted living home. The medical emergency? The woman had a leak in her bathroom and wanted it fixed. FML I agree, your life sucks 39086 You deserved it 2582 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Goatkvlt - France Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML I agree, your life sucks 25656 You deserved it 5865 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AndyAnonymous - United States Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML I agree, your life sucks 12754 You deserved it 22355 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By will - Canada Today, my 6-year-old son apparently decided to make a game out of clogging the toilet with toilet paper. He won, and now the whole basement is flooded. FML I agree, your life sucks 1411 You deserved it 192 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By roomie487 - United Kingdom Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML I agree, your life sucks 41127 You deserved it 4315 133 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Zigazig Ah Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML I agree, your life sucks 5242 You deserved it 772 31 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By notamum - Australia - Belmont Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML I agree, your life sucks 43536 You deserved it 4682 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hellishome Dad priorities Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML I agree, your life sucks 2175 You deserved it 163 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ewwww - United States Today, I discovered that an unmentioned side effect of my new medication is body zits. I now have zits on my neck, my ear, and inside my nose. FML I agree, your life sucks 36283 You deserved it 3390 184 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Acu7519 Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML I agree, your life sucks 4091 You deserved it 815 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea.... I agree, your life sucks 65 You deserved it 9 1 Comments
Today, my ex-girlfriend called me say she needed her car repaired. I fixed it as fast as I could so she could get back on her way, only to find out she’s... I agree, your life sucks 355 You deserved it 264 5 Comments