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How could your grandfather forget such a thing? Must've been a little awkward for him.
Whoops
I agree. I think it was a confession.
Why is it the first thing I thought was "EEEVIIIIIIL"
#46 I thought the exact same thing!!
#6 if you give him canadian bacon, your logic will be destroyed...
Have you never tasted canadian bacon?
So no, you have not tried canadian "bacon".. Canadian bacon is basically burnt ham.
Mmmmmmm....back bacon.
Hey the only people who even eat Canadian Bacon are the people ordering Egg McMuffins, that's a fact, Jack!
Woah woah woah #35. I hate to burst your bubble, but if you think "burnt bacon" is "Canadian bacon", then you have not yet eaten Canadian bacon. It's the back bacon, cut thicker and usually is in a patty shape rather than strips. It could also be referring to peameal bacon. Sorry dude, you've been living a lie. And Canadian bacon is wonderful, just sayin'.
Preach!
Hockey season is about to begin. He'll be ok when the games count for real. It's just an annual collective Canadian withdrawal symptom.
Oh thank God. I cannot wait. Off season sucks!
#8, every good Canadian knows that there are only two seasons; "Hockey Season" and "Not Hockey Season" If he doesn't know this, then he falls under the "Evil Canadian"
Actually it's hockey season and mosquito season
^This. I washed my jersey (and my dog's jersey) yesterday, they were packed away with my winter clothes. HOCKEY SEASON! YAY!
Not much of an Fml....lol
Shut your ******* face, uncle fucka.
If he's the reason for the lack or destruction of Twinkies in America, then yes he is evil.
I think it was more so the fact that over 1/3 of America's adult population are clinically obese. Canada really doesn't have much to do with that.
"The evil that men do lives on and on!"
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What if he is evil?
Bullshit, 34. I had friend who used to put maple syrup on everything. Slowly but surely he started transforming into a maple tree. First it was his arms that turned to tree limbs, that's when I tried getting him to stop, but he wouldn't. Then went his legs, and after a few months we had to plant him in his parents back yard. Yes, I do have a diabetic maple tree as a friend now.. Moral for the story is, don't eat too much maple syrup or you'll turn into a tree boys and girls.