Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't...

By Anonymous - 17/9/2013 14:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

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By perdix | 29

#5677951 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 18:47

What if he is evil?

By CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5678140 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 21:20

Bullshit, 34. I had friend who used to put maple syrup on everything. Slowly but surely he started transforming into a maple tree. First it was his arms that turned to tree limbs, that's when I tried getting him to stop, but he wouldn't. Then went his legs, and after a few months we had to plant him in his parents back yard. Yes, I do have a diabetic maple tree as a friend now.. Moral for the story is, don't eat too much maple syrup or you'll turn into a tree boys and girls.

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By Zarcissa | 34

#5677945 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 18:45

How could your grandfather forget such a thing? Must've been a little awkward for him.

Lifeisgood3 | 6

#5678066 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:59

Maybe he's old? Or has Alzheimer's..

mollyjynxjax | 28

#5678067 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 20:00

Whoops

MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#5856335 - Thursday 13 February 2014 0:13

My best friend used to hate Canadians till she found out she's 50% Canadian.

By perdix | 29

#5677951 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 18:47

What if he is evil?

evilplatypus | 38

#5677973 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 18:54

I agree. I think it was a confession.

TheGreatPotato | 19

#5678173 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 22:15

Why is it the first thing I thought was "EEEVIIIIIIL"

sayyestothedress | 24

#6036526 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 18:58

#46 I thought the exact same thing!!

By Bano360 | 25

#5677952 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 18:47

Did he say sorry?

MissMae93 | 23

#5681811 - Friday 20 September 2013 15:29

And why on earth would he...?

By Beepbeep7 | 14

#5677953 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 18:47

Just give him bacon.He won't care anymore if they're evil or not.

skilova4lifezzz | 19

#5677964 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 18:50

#6 if you give him canadian bacon, your logic will be destroyed...

Beepbeep7 | 14

#5677987 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:04

It's bacon.Logic is not needed.

skilova4lifezzz | 19

#5677991 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:06

Have you never tasted canadian bacon?

DrownedMyFish | 18

#5678000 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:20

16, anything with "bacon" in the name is guaranteed to be delicious.

skilova4lifezzz | 19

#5678117 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 20:52

So no, you have not tried canadian "bacon".. Canadian bacon is basically burnt ham.

rememberkids | 14

#5678179 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 22:24

Mmmmmmm....back bacon.

jkmartinjk | 16

#5678843 - Wednesday 18 September 2013 7:08

Hey the only people who even eat Canadian Bacon are the people ordering Egg McMuffins, that's a fact, Jack!

MissMae93 | 23

#5681817 - Friday 20 September 2013 15:30

Woah woah woah #35. I hate to burst your bubble, but if you think "burnt bacon" is "Canadian bacon", then you have not yet eaten Canadian bacon. It's the back bacon, cut thicker and usually is in a patty shape rather than strips. It could also be referring to peameal bacon. Sorry dude, you've been living a lie. And Canadian bacon is wonderful, just sayin'.

sayyestothedress | 24

#6036527 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 19:00

Preach!

By perdix | 29

#5677966 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 18:51

Hockey season is about to begin. He'll be ok when the games count for real. It's just an annual collective Canadian withdrawal symptom.

Axipiter | 24

#5678369 - Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:16

Oh thank God. I cannot wait. Off season sucks!

kemic | 7

#5678693 - Wednesday 18 September 2013 4:38

#8, every good Canadian knows that there are only two seasons; "Hockey Season" and "Not Hockey Season"

If he doesn't know this, then he falls under the "Evil Canadian"