Miscellaneous: Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not...

By facepalm - 12/09/2011 08:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML

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By what did i marry - 25/05/2018 12:00 - United States - Memphis

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML

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By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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By hotelbound - 21/05/2013 00:37 - United States - Florissant

Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML

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By lonely-mind - 04/09/2017 16:00

Today, in Tennessee, it stormed like crazy due to Hurricane Harvey. I brought my boyfriend home safely to his parents' house, but it rained harder once we arrived, so I started to wait inside. He's an adult but has a curfew, so they kicked me back out into the storm. FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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You deserved it 257

By Landlocked - 06/05/2019 02:00

Today, my dad thought it would be a good idea to show my 5-year-old son a documentary about Hurricane Katrina. My son is now terrified of hurricanes. We live in Utah. FML

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By hellostupid - 28/03/2013 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML

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By anonymous - 04/10/2017 20:51

Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML

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You deserved it 433

By T___T - 12/09/2015 01:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

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You deserved it 2 314

By Enslaved - 15/11/2016 08:40

Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Monday 12 September 2011 16:02

Did you storm out of the room?

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 12 September 2011 16:04

But...but...but... they both swirl.

Comments

GabbyCharityM 0

Monday 12 September 2011 22:53

He's a keeper.

seidel182 0

Monday 12 September 2011 22:59

What was his name? Might have been me

mofo123 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:22

Ahhh there almost the same thing one sucks and the other blows

jad56_fml 0

Friday 14 October 2011 13:55

Nothing sucks. It either pushes or pulls.

Midnightbred 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:21

I read this out to my boyfriend and he asked me to explain the difference between the two. Fml

Mourningstar 4

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:22

Thats your fault for having a dumbass as a BF. Elevate your taste in trolls, make sure they have gotten out of the 4th grade befor dating them!

IamDre 5

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:40

Your name probably explains how you feel.

Velocity98 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:08

Just like 2 said but different. Take his ass to Tornado Alley for a week then go to Florida. That'll show him.

sk8rgrl1303 4

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:10

then youre dating a dumbass. tell him theres a dictionary to settle the score. he might learn something.

ElmoStoleMyLook 1

Tuesday 13 September 2011 2:56

Then you have one immature boy O.o Why would i stop talking to my girlfriend for that??? I'd probably be like "sigh, fine! I'll look it up later baby, that's not important now ^_^. Now where were we? *Smooch smooch smooch*" :3 ah... I wuv my jelly (nickname O.o)