The dictator
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And what exactly do you want to do at work with the door closed? No, I don't want to know.
Work in peace, without interruption from pesky colleagues who barge in to ask "one quick question"? Eat lunch while watching YouTube videos and avoiding open-mouth chewers and spray-talkers? Make sensitive phone calls to clients away from busybodies and gossips? Have a heart-to-heart conversation with an underling about their evaluation? Fire someone?
Go to your girlfriend's office to make out then. Maybe her boss is more lenient.
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Work in peace, without interruption from pesky colleagues who barge in to ask "one quick question"? Eat lunch while watching YouTube videos and avoiding open-mouth chewers and spray-talkers? Make sensitive phone calls to clients away from busybodies and gossips? Have a heart-to-heart conversation with an underling about their evaluation? Fire someone?
And what exactly do you want to do at work with the door closed? No, I don't want to know.