By wife - 22/02/2015 03:47 - United States - Oceanside

Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Well at least you will know the first place to look should the kids go missing.

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JMichael 25

I've done some airheaded things..but really??

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kmaheynoway 25

Don't be too harsh in the man, I bet he found the key to intelligence at one point. He just lost it, that's all.

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denottert 3

But seriously, the man lost his keys, while making ice. only the fact that they would go looking there gives you an insight of the places he lost them

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Araj_Hs 19

I guess, you are going to have to handle a big kid first, haha. But hey, all these things are not much of a big deal, if he loves you. All this is cute actually. It's something which you would laugh about when you are old. Live life happily!

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Joshwarrior 39

Cute until he can't find the keys to take her to the hospital when she is in labor lol

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ManiBoo 23

Lol, you sure know how to pick 'em (: fyl

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booze_n_bitches 37

What kids don't love hide and seek? "Let's play find daddy's keys! Yaaay!"

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Exodiafinder687 58

Well at least you will know the first place to look should the kids go missing.

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TessTickles 8

Ice Ice Baby. lol

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MDoremis 38

I can sympathize with your husband. There can be a single piece of paper over my phone and it's just disappeared to me. I even had to buy a neon colored phone case to make it more noticeable.

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rachb007 11

Every time I lose my phone, it's underneath something that I moved around but didn't pick up and look underneath ?

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tantanpanda 26

I really can't sympathize. You would leave your keys in the same place when you get home. Losing it all the time, like OP said, is ridiculous.

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Woller19 8

When I lose my phone it's usually because a friend's phone died and they needed to make a call on mine. Give it about 5 seconds I will be doing something and forget they have my phone and start looking around for it

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Retaheki 27

I can look directly where my phone is and not see it until the second time around.

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

How on earth...you know what maybe it's best not to ask.

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Llama_Man2000 26

That's going to be a great story for your kids!

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CallMeWindSock 24

That's pretty funny. Just try to get him to put his keys in the same place whenever he comes in the door.

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