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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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shrdlu 28

"Why, doctor, I don't know HOW it could have gotten there! I must have sat on it by accident."

Oh god! W.T.F

That's a weird place to keep his charger.

that awkard moment when you read this on your iphone

If the screen was any bigger thennit would've really hurt

I wonder if there's an app for that?

dustyrose04 6

What the actual ****.

Weird ha I hope he has insurance yet what will he tell the company

....what