Intimacy: Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend...

By smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:15

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:13

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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andy30ace 3

Thursday 17 May 2012 18:33

Let's see.... I can't stick my finger.. No not that ... My dick.. Not that either oh I got it let's stick my iPhone!!!

Shades99 1

Thursday 17 May 2012 18:34

the ****

teannnaaa 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 19:03

She's okay right?

bournefml 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 20:11

I reread that about 10 times because it didn't make sense

poopycat 5

Thursday 17 May 2012 22:55

No, Easter is my soul.

Kitsi 14

Thursday 17 May 2012 20:42

I hope he has insurance

A7aah 4

Thursday 17 May 2012 21:06

What the hell! How did they get to that?!

A7aah 4

Thursday 17 May 2012 21:13

How did she get up and go to the doctor with an iphone stuck in her ******?lol

062296sk 5

Thursday 17 May 2012 21:18

How did something that wide fit in there?

nekroseftychia 9

Thursday 17 May 2012 21:38

Haha you've seen boondocks(I hope) .. bitches go crazy for the iphone

angelinaanimerg 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 22:33

Why in the world would u put something so rectangular into someone's ******.....

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