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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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Theres an app for that

now thats just wrong

Waste of a really expensive phone. How's he going to explain needing a new phone due to being gross and stupid?

All this FML accomplishes is making me feel glad that I never got an iphone, as this proves how crappy quality they are.

Wow loose much

tellmeastoryplz4 0

Why the **** was his iPhone up her ******? That doesn't make sense

Dafuq did I just read...?

NoNo_Yolo_fml 0

damn, what has our world come to where the iphones are more like vibrators than actual vibrators?!?!

There must be a ***** app. There's one problem though it's always the same size