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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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How the hell did she fit an iPhone in her ******?

What the ****!!! I really honestly don't have anything to say.......

MEGATRON1093 4

Having too much fun doing his girlfriend and then accidentally dropping the phone in her ****** while texting your best friend then having to explain to her what's vibrating and why u pulled out.

GetTheFuckOut 7

I blame society.

whoa epic....?

....Your daughter wouldn't happen to be the girl who made the video "1 girl 1 phone" would she?

Junizumi4 3

is anyone else trying to picture that?

Nope. I'm thinking about the pain.... And how they did it...

What... The... ****?!?!?!?

beastroish 0

Wait hold up...what I think I heard was the iPod was pulled out of her ******?!