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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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She must be well gapped to fit 1 of those in there, hussy

Flocka_23 14

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

gousafutbol 0

Dafuq?

capa2015 0

What the actual **** lol

UrNotSry 0

You must be so proud

Holy SHOT. Gah, that's just... Lovely... (notice the sarcasm)

starlight124 6

I had to read this twice to make sure of what I read, I know us teens are thick-headed at times but really? an iphone in the ******?? its ridiculous

Memeguy76 0

Now that's what I call phone sex

Oh my gosh…

blairrogers03 0

She wanted to feel the vibration. Haha