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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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monqueezy 3

Dafauq did I just read??

Obviously making a movie - that musta been interesting.

Is she a masochist, or something? Ouch.

kissmyace25 6

how did she call you... Hey mom i shoved a ipod up my vag and im in the hospital can u swing by on your way home and pick me up. my bf is sad we might have to get him a new one to use on me??? oh maybe i should just used a cucumber instead hmm

Man how da fuq does an iPhone break in a girls vag!

O.o why ?

jessnva10 4

Seriously I don't understand why ppl are shocked that it fit in there.. Women's vaginas are all muscle, and can push out 7+ pound babies.... N even so, some women get fisted by their partner.. So it really isn't that surprising that it fit in there

OgracelynO 3

Wtf?????? How on earth could that even happen

What the hell! O.O

Samisucide 1

What the **** how did they do that