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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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What. The. ****.

burntbeard 4

if he wanted facetime with her ****** he could of done it without the phone

thegreatone289 0

*facepalm*

Ok, seriously, as I continue to read all I'm seeing is the same stuff written over and over again. We all know what they were doing. And yes the whole 'phone sex' thing is funny... the first time. Be original people!

Exactly - I just posted something below regarding this same issue. It's pissing me off.

Wow...I mean really?

AvikC818 8

Hold on... What the ****?

Really annoyed by the continual posting of: "dafuc did I just read?!?" "phone sex......... You're doing it wrong" "wtf?!?! How did it get up there?" "this takes 'phone sex' to a whole new level!!" "wow omfg her vag must be HUGE" .....ETC. Creativity, plz?

Another sex toy is the ohmybod, got the missus one at sexpo

1. ouch! that would not feel good..and 2. what the hell was he and she thinking?..

dkuczenski 0

His ring tone was ....