Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10
Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight
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xlord 27
The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....
MissWhitneyB 17
You should have left him there for him acting stupid!
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Comments (81)
martin8337 36
why,?
missjadeymarie 1
someone's on their period
ileenefudge 29
Should have left him there. Ain't nobody got time fo dat! Leave his ass there for a night or two.
viaaaaaa 22
She did leave him there for a night...
DMalones 1
He deserved it
liaRawr 9
I'm going to be the one who says this... When the store is out of something you like there is extreme anger your brother just did what we all want to do
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Cheetos are serious business! But seriously, why did you "have" to bail him out, OP? I would have left him there, personally. Not only did he assault someone, he did so for a trivial and asinine reason. /facepalm
Ayden241 10
You're brother has too much of brand addiction
ladybuglet 22
You don't HAVE to bail anyone out of jail, family or not.
Moni4evr 4
if they were hot cheetos i would've understood..gotta love them
fukre 3
Being short tempered can ruin your life. It could be even worst. Tell your bro to learn controlling anger.