Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10
Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight
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xlord 27
The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....
MissWhitneyB 17
You should have left him there for him acting stupid!
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incoherentrmblr 22
Well, they are "dangerously cheesy." The clerk was warned...
fabricatedego 5
poor clerk Cheetos are distributed by Frito Lay that poor guy has nothing to do with that. I would have let your brother rot until his hearing.
jimmywithsalt 19
Hey those things are addictive. I've been clean and sober from Cheetos for about 6 years now. But seriously, you should have left him in there.
dravvy 7
Slogan doesn't lie when it says DANGEROUSLY
tonjean1 5
Haha your brother rocks!
worldclassrager 41
Extreme much...
Dominus101 20
Should have left his sorry ass in the slammer, if he wants to act as a dumbass
jonnyboy89 10
I hope your brother dies slowly from cancer. I have a big feeling that he was the rude one,shame on you for lying!
mary_13 26
It ain't easy being cheesy. ; )
AmbrosiaFan 19
Um, no. Brother can stew in jail since he punched someone for doing something stupid. Stop enabling him.