Kids: Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched...

By ven980 - 04/09/2013 07:00 - United States - Muskogee

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML

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ven980 10

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:48

Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight

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xlord 27

Thursday 5 September 2013 2:38

The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....

MissWhitneyB 17

Wednesday 4 September 2013 12:05

You should have left him there for him acting stupid!

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randybryant799 20

Friday 25 February 2022 2:04

I don't agree. You didn't have to bail him out. He is obviously violent. I would have left him there.

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