Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10
Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight
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xlord 27
The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....
MissWhitneyB 17
You should have left him there for him acting stupid!
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Comments (81)
DWynter 11
Sorry, YDI. You did not "have" to ball him out.
dinagdotphoto 13
I kinda wonder how old the said brother is.. I understand he's old enough to go to jail, but unless he's 22-32 years old, there might be other factors art work. Teenage hormones or midlife crisis..who knows. Of course its no excuse anyway.
1dvs_bstd 41
I'd return the favor by punching the ************ square in the face... what's wrong with some ******* people?
aria78 19
I'm sorry but I have to ask.... What the hell kinda store runs out of cheetos?!?!
chris4u2nv5 19
Listen, when you gotta have'em, you gotta have'em!!!!!
Zinging 8
Fool!
heyheynow 12
maybe he was gonna snort the cheetos like in family guy.....
judea95 16
Well you didn't HAVE to
auro7 18
What would he have done for a klondike bar?
jgriff79 23
He wanted to find his cheesy side.