Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10
Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight
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xlord 27
The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....
MissWhitneyB 17
You should have left him there for him acting stupid!
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Comments (81)
gracehi 33
You didn't HAVE to bail him out of jail. You actually did him a disservice. Now the next tome he wants to punch somebody he'll do it, because he knows you'll bail him out.
blackwidowtaco 31
You should have just left him there for a couple of days or more op. Bailing him out this soon, he will not learn anything from what he did to the poor clerk.
thatgirl1299 11
Wow some people....
Beepbeep7 14
Op YDI for bailing his stupid ass out.If anything he should have been left overnight.Hopefully with several large lonely men..
katydid91 31
Alright, I'll admit there are times I need a Cheetos fix but I'm not that desperate. I feel for you OP.
Yakostovian 18
YDI because you bailed him out. This doesn't even affect you until you freed him.
Wakachulak 22
This wouldn't be the same brother that set his sister's hair on fire?
ClaireWinchester 17
You mean my brother? :ь
Wakachulak 22
He could have more than one sister
KhrystallDaBest 15
Cant blame him. Cheetos are good. What kind? That matters.
blackwidowtaco 31
No food is worth going to jail over.
mangobbler 11
#35 You didn't really understand that #34 was doing a joke, did you?
aintlifeapain 21
How does one accomplish "Doing a joke" ?
RedPillSucks 33
Well, if you can get the joke to bend over, you unzip your pants, and ...
mangobbler 11
I am sorry, but "had"? Your brother screws up, he has to pay his dues. You should have left him there so he learned a lesson.
miura_fml 17
I seriously wouldn't have bailed him out if he was my brother.