Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10
Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight
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xlord 27
The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....
MissWhitneyB 17
You should have left him there for him acting stupid!
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FailBear920 19
It ain't easy being cheesy dog.
jw90 18
I would have left him there. Maybe teach him a lesson or two on humility.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
You shouldn't have bailed him out right away but leave spend a night in jail to teach him a lesson. What an immature idiot your brother is. Reminds me of that crazy lady who attached the staff of McDonald because they wouldn't serve her McNuggets at 10.30.
p00p0nt0ast 10
I remember that
LtBoom 13
All I got out of that was some crazy lady attached Ronald McDonald's staff in someone's McNugget for $10.30.
DanielleinDC 34
No, it's that she couldn't get McNuggets at 10:30 a.m. In some parts of the world they use a period instead of a colon to indicate the division between hours and minutes.
RedPillSucks 33
and probably attacked, instead of attached.
DocBastard 40
He did that over some Cheetos? What a ******* idiot! What kind of moron does that over CHEETOS? Now Oreos I could understand...
aintlifeapain 21
Dunking oreos with kids rubbing off on you Doc? :)
beeferjay 34
no cheetos? at a convenience store? them is fightin words
profoundkisses 18
Leave him there!
AGB10 19
I hope this isn't the same brother that caught his sisters hair on fire with the Cheetos...
ClaireWinchester 17
Hey that was me!
ratman775 27
I saw that one!
zelf_fml 11
I can see why you bailed him out, imagine what he'd do to you if you didn't!!
lukeyhoward79236 17
If anyone, he should have punched the stock check manager for not doing their job properly. Do not pass checkout, do not collect 200 Cheetos
forever_devoted 5
You do the crime, you pay the time
forever_devoted 5
You do the crime you pay the time