Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10
Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight
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xlord 27
The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....
MissWhitneyB 17
You should have left him there for him acting stupid!
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Comments (81)
theboy13 13
Leave him there, let him think about his actions.
oddball1972 10
You didn't have to do anything
thejimler 9
It ain't easy, being cheesy...
kbearr21 7
being a cashier, that's terrifying because people are crazy and could actually get that upset. especially where i'm from. but i agree, i would have left him there.
LegolasPrincess 10
Leave his ass in there next time.
DmundZ 4
Should have left the Moron in jail. And your an idiot for bailing him out
skyeyez9 25
If I was in your situation, I would have refused to bail him out. He needs to sit in jail and suffer the consequences of his douchebaggery.
DanielleinDC 34
I wonder if there was familial pressure at work that got OP to bail his idiot brother out. Should have let the doofus sit in jail for a night so he'd learn not to punch convenience store clerks because the store is out of something.
Callilah 13
Chester probably encouraged him to do that....
worldclassrager 41
Just go to a different store...maybe jail would be good for his self control...either way Cheerios are always great...
Perdition25 12
Cheetos, not Cheerios...