Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10
Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight
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xlord 27
The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....
MissWhitneyB 17
You should have left him there for him acting stupid!
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Lukin 24
Reminds me of the chicken nuggets lady :l
kayteakay 26
I have always wondered about the families of douchebags.
ifavela89 13
Hey you gotta love Cheetos lol
jtfrisch 22
What a dick! Who runs out of cheetos?!
ven980 10
Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight
LegolasPrincess 10
Well he should of stayed in the car if he was that drunk. However the clerk shouldn't of acted like a douchebag either.
RoseBlack123 37
Even if the clerk was rude, he should've had some self control. Definitely smart to let him learn his lesson overnight!
xlord 27
The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....
westcoastkp 13
If this is an FML about your brother punching him about no more Cheetos, then why are you now saying its about him being rude?
DavidsLove 9
punching someone over cheetos is outrageous. run out of dorritos and then you have a problem.
misunderstood94 15
I was a convince store clerk and I rarely got pissed by drunk people unless they were the ones being rude... Really they were just funny. Treat people how you want to be treated and you won't get punched in the face
everton99 16
Lol sounds like your bro is a bit of a ******* idiot if he thinks the store actually stocks the Cheetos.
yerawizardlizzy 27
113, 99% of the convenience stores I've been to stock Cheetos.
jgriff79 23
Unless you run out of Cheetos!
clemsi 20
117 In most convince stores I've been to the Frito-Lays delivery person stocks them. They do it that way because sometimes there are promotions going on and they stock them a certain way to put the product that's on sale front and center. The clerks just keep it organized after.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Doesn't matter if he was rude, he never should have punched the clerk. Glad you left him there overnight.
jdogburrier 8
He definitely didn't get his Cheeto break. Anyone? no. ok.
vffjvsegb 11
Well that escalated quickly
ChickyMissM 1
Did he get his Cheetos or what?
SoultheWolf 19
You should've left him in jail. Teach his ass a lesson.
xx000o 27
Read the post, he did exactly that.
Beepbeep7 14
Whether the clerk was rude or not your brother was out of line.I think the clerk would be justified in giving your brother a swift kick in the nuts.
JoseIsAdork 31
gosh, what kind of store runs out of cheetos!? that kind of madness will make you lose any once of sanity you have left...