Geek: Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming...

By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML

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Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML

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Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

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Soft spot

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 16:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML

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Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

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Secret sex

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Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

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toastyjustice 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:24

don't we all dream of that?

kageyami 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:26

...that's a win seriously

Comments

demonfalcon 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:35

That's a bad thing?

hxcDollface 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:39

you're not alone. I dream of the same thing, I'm 20.

pondscum 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 19:40

I am pretty sure sex with pokemon is illegal.

ShrukiantheMad 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:18

Dude, I have a shiny Charizard if you want it. I'm 18 and all of my friends play Pokemon,Zelda, you name it I'm the only one without a girlfriend. Nothing wrong with it man! Embrace the inner nerd and go to 4Chan!

WHOAitsHayley 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:30

there is nothing wrong with that.

maackenzie 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:52

well that sounds pretty normal to me.

BeautyOfGrace 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:52

The World of Warcraft welcomes you, young one.

vanillatwilight6 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:10

thats awesome I dont know how thats an FML

Uluyara 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 22:19

My boyfriend and I play Pokemon together, absolutely nothing wrong with that! And I dream about a game if I play it right before bed or something, not all that uncommon to dream about something you have on your mind. And Charmander IS the best, so...:P