Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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Comments (348)
Zalandia 0
Charmanders cannot be caught. you obtain one from a proffessor unless playing yellow. shiny charmanders evolve into a black charizard. lucky bastard if you caught it.
lemothelemon 14
you cant cant a charmander! but yes... i too dream of that
asherb0y 9
well im 18 and doing the same!
DKjazz 20
I have a shiny charmander! it look like it's made of solid gold.
AmeliaBadelia 0
i love nerds! nerds may be late bloomers but after HS they have great imaginations and are more fun to be around than the a holes. keep dreaming!
TwilightSparkle 0
I can't see how anyone could possibly think this is a bad thing. You just have your priorities straight.
Penn2894 6
This isn't a bad thing. At all. I wish I still had Pokemon dreams.
demonspeed 0
in my day there were only 151 pokemon....
sexykitty18 0
my boyfriend is 20 and still doing that
csmouton 3
wow. get a life. fagstick