Miscellaneous: Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By M2thaM - 29/05/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML

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By mk - 20/06/2009 05:47 - Canada

Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML

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Out it comes

By emilyupsidedown - 16/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML

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By The Cat Tickler - 13/09/2018 15:00

Today, I was talking to myself and got distracted when I was going to put chapstick on my lips. I took the cap off my deodorant and put it on my lips. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out, and noticed a big piece of tasty-looking, flaky pastry had come loose. Without thinking I ripped it off and popped it into my mouth. I HEARD the skin on the inside of my cheeks burn. FML

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Routine maintenance

By xXCHCKXx - 25/08/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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Tasty snack

By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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By bloodyLIP - 14/05/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

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ki087 20

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:19

dude, get some chapstick.

ComoEsJuan 24

Saturday 5 March 2016 1:24

Maybe you've been mind controlled by an evil wizard to slowly commit autocannabilsm.

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datkenna 20

Saturday 5 March 2016 2:16

Exfoliate my friend

LostInTheZone11 29

Saturday 5 March 2016 2:18

Either get some Vaseline or the medicated Blistex ointment.

worthypegram1 13

Saturday 5 March 2016 2:30

You need to mix sugar with Vaseline and scrub your lips. Top with a heavy lip balm or Vaseline

MySonshine7 13

Saturday 5 March 2016 2:32

that's why you should sandwiches.

lilo07_fml 7

Saturday 5 March 2016 2:40

Try rubbing a salt scrub on your lips. It might sting but it'd better than you eating your own chapped peeling lip skin.

am1717 22

Saturday 5 March 2016 2:45

Adds a nice flavor

ouijacorn 9

Saturday 5 March 2016 5:14

Exfoliate your lips with a gentle sugar scrub and then continuously apply lip balm so you don't have this issue in the future. As always, I recommend EOS or Burt's Bees, but regular ol' Chapstick is good too.

asiansapphire 10

Saturday 5 March 2016 5:31

dr corn

pyrestriker 6

Sunday 6 March 2016 13:24

Ever since I used Carmex I haven't been able to go back to any other lip ointment/balm. Stuff is amazing.

StarDust5921 16

Saturday 5 March 2016 5:20

It puts the chapstick on its lips or else it gets the fork again...

eliiteXXXninja 21

Saturday 5 March 2016 5:21

Someone needs blistex

asiansapphire 10

Saturday 5 March 2016 5:30

n u said, "What d fork is this"?

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