By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 23:20 - United States

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Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
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kwt2007 2

hope you used protection

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dudeitsdanny 9

Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.

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dreamering 16

Your VJ must have really been in flames.

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his_juggalette 0

hunny im skinny and if you think trying to say all this will prove anything your wrong i may b a girl but i can sure kick your ass any where and any time.. and ask my husband im in his bed getting laid unlike you your in and out of other girls bed getting std's

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chaoticnh 0

Internet threats: haven't worked since 1973 (that's the same year the Internet was created/born/came about)

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his_juggalette 0

they arent threats unless i follow thru with it!

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LittlestV 28

If you follow through with something then it's an action, not a threat. *sigh.*

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misstamz 0

hunny, that's what we call an empty threat

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ProhibitionRose 14

correct me if I'm wrong here but being married and being in a relationship are two different things. and threatening people on the Internet over a band is THE dumbest thing in the world.

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tweetbaby14 18

74, please be silent. first of all, no one cares how "skinny" you claim to be. second, being a female doesn't mean you, automatically, don't know how to hold your own in a fight. third, I highly doubt you're "getting laid" right now or at all. people that actually do have sex don't normally go around telling everyone because they know no one will give a rat's ass. I guess what I'm really trying to say is this: shhh.

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his_juggalette 0

and if your a kottonmouth kings fan sorry to say they are juggalos too and if your in vegas i bet you will see atleast 10 to 15 juggalo at that concert!! juggalette for life!!!

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larsen801 0

KmK doesn't automatically make you a jugallo. get you facts straight.

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Riddel 3

condoms, lol, how do they work?

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frankgrimes 4

you surely can't ask your mom. or else she would of used one when she had you

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

you sure could ask your mom how failed abortions happen because you would be the product of one.

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frankgrimes 4

stop complaining at least you got some. what's worse is if you didn't wear a condom.

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twiztid_lette_71 0

Bitch, you don't know anything about juggalos........if anything I feel sorry for him for screwing around with someone like you. I mean, everyone gets desperate every now and then. I would at least think that a juggalo would have better taste.......whoop whoop MMFWCL 2 DA FAM

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thaney18 0

what's a juggulo?

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ashleymarielouis 0

hey now. from my experience, juggalos will do you right (; get emmmm!

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