Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
Have fun with your shitty life. You've earned it.
Kitty34_fml 0
YDI for picking on someone for FOUR YEARS. That's ridiculous. By the age of 17, you didn't realize it's wrong to make fun of people for no reason? Dick.
lolatflyingducks 0
You ******* deserve it. Big time.
lolatflyingducks 0
#368 brings up a good point. I hope she dumps you for feeling sorry for yourself for something you deserved.
coffeennicotine 0
You're a jerk off. You deserve worse than that.
blinnk57 0
I agree with #320's and #359's ideas (and any similar ones that were posted - too many comments to read)... it's likely a fake one posted by someone who's getting picked on in high school. The scenario has "wishful thinking" written all over it. That being said, there is some truth to "nerds" tending to do better later on in life than "bullies." But some of those successful "nerds" don't turn into douchebags that somehow base their success on strings of superficial marriages to supermodels of various nationalities. Karma may be a bitch, but catharsis only gets you so far. I'll get back to the rest of the internet now.
icanhazstapler 0
Screw bullies. They can all go to hell. I got picked on throughout school and I'll be working on my doctorate soon. Plus I'm making great money for doing practically nothing part time. My life ******* rocks, and all the douchebags like you are still doing the same things they did since high school...nothing.
UsingLogic 0
OK, I'm not going to bash bullies because enough has been said about them here, I just want to say that this FML does not surprise me. Bullies, instead of working on themselves to improve, are spending their efforts on bringing down other people (and they fail. They make their victims feel bad, but they don't make them fail in life) It's not karma, it's just logic.
ilovefmlife 0
I hope your girlfriend read's this so she can dump you.
UsingLogic 0
#358: Who gives a **** what the exact definition of Nerd, Geek and Dork is? What we should remember is that nobody should be made fun of because of the way they are. We all disagree with people who are different. We usually say that what they do is wrong or stupid, and that is normal because if we did not think that way we would be doing the same thing. But we must respect people who are different as long as they don't harm anyone. Difference is what keeps society going. If we were all the same (same tastes, same personality, same philosophy) we would be stuck whenever a problem arises because everybody would think the same and nobody would imagine a solution. The people who imagined TV were different from those who imagined cars, so let's be thankful, let's be thankful we have various people, otherwise society would be limited and would only improve very slowly. And anyway, bullying is fun until a kid brings a gun at school and yells "PAYBACK TIME!!!". But of course it's easier to put metal detectors at the school doors, this way parents don't have to educate their kids and school staff can walk down the hallway to go to the cafeteria without having to say anything to those 3 kids cornering another one.