Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Humblebrag High
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Judgmental much?
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Love is hell
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Run for the hills!
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Stuck
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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AHeroRising 0
I wouldn't really call it karma... I'd call it "justice"
mac_fml 0
it sure does. but how do you really know he married a swedish supermodel after divorcing a brazillian one? sounds like your bullying turned him into a womanizer douchebag.
omg009 0
you got owned lol
ellameno 2
HA! That's because bullies are losers. And as you can see, you're still a loser.
jessicaiscool 0
be thankful for your girlfriend..
takemeaway10 0
I clicked YDI, not because you picked on the guy for four years, but because ten years later (or however much later your reunion was), you looked at him and decided to compare your girlfriend to his wife, thinking it was an actual measurement of your self worth. #344: First, know the difference between nerds, geeks, and dorks. Dorks are socially awkward. "Geek" is just a title for a person who has lots of specific knowledge and interest in one subject, i.e. band geek or anime geek. Geeks aren't always socially awkward (I'm a music geek; I should know). Nerds are just a little smarter than the people surrounding them. Nerds aren't always socially awkward. YOU may have picked at them, but others worshipped them (I should know, I'm a big nerd, as well). There was definitely a crowd of folks that hated my advanced knowledge, even though I wan't the smartest or the best student; I had just missed graduating in the top 25% of my class with a 3.38GPA. Then, there was a bigger crowd (including some of my plentiful FRIENDS), wishing they knew all that I knew. Today, I don't have a lot of friends because people can be stupid. I have my close friends (history geek and video game geek + computer geek) and my soon-to-be-husband, who's also a video game geek. I teach piano. He officiates sporting events. I doubt you could do either without having people skills.
PlaguesMe 4
Omg I work at 7-11
eliz3 0
You sound like a complete wanker on all accounts. You don't even deserve your current girlfriend if thats all you can say about her. This is not an FML, this is a "****-everyone-who-has-ever-been-associated-with-you's life".
Mre_Man 0
Hi, this is my friend Karma... And he has a message "YDI YOU PRICK!" My deepest sincerest sympathies go to your girlfriend, not because she's working at 7-11... But because she has you as a "boyfriend", i hope soon she makes you write an FML about her leaving you for a "Nerdy" guy... ^^
rtizzle 0
#352: First of all, you just made up those definitions for "dork", "geek", and "nerd". Just because you use the words that way or think they should be used that way doesn't mean that's how most people use them. Most people use the terms pretty much interchangeably (i.e. a "band geek" and a "band nerd" are the same thing). To the rest of your post, I'm not sure what you're trying to prove. Yes, you self-identify as a "geek" and yet you still have some friends. So what? Doesn't change the fact that most "nerds" or whatever you want to call them aren't made fun of because they are smart but rather because they are socially inept. You assume that people made fun of you "for your advanced knowledge" but you don't really know that, you're just guessing because that's what you'd like to think. Like I said there may be some exceptions but for the most part that's why.