Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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Comments (662)
Twiiggy 0
HAHA. I'm sure you're bald and fat too. YDI ******.
omglyktotally78 0
the metrosexual kid ends up doing good in life????? aren't they future tools who try too hard to get laid?
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Hey, next time don't be such a ******* douche to awesome people. Nerdy guys > you.
Zanzy 0
Oh no! Looks like I'm screwed also!
Zanzy 0
Hey, you get free slurpees!!
scarlett_fml 0
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Who cares? Those girls might well be tools. If you love your girlfriend and are happy in yourself, don'tt worry about what other people have done with their lives.
Captain0bv10us 0
It's a shame OP was a bully though.
unoffensivename 0
15 I just wanna point out the Nerd married TWO SUPERMODELS
malachy32 1
Ya goddamn right
kennaem1 11
SMOKE
DevinCam03 14
He was Still a cuntlicker for bulling him
Pinkish 0
you had it coming......i bet, you wish it was you banging the supermodels
mf_fml 0
ydi, ESPECIALLY for throwing-in what your girlfriend does to "top it all off".
omglyktotally78 0
#15 obviously he's not happy with his life, because he probably ending up going nowhere after hs and has a plane jane and or ugly/whitetrash girlfriend who is similar to him....the reunion was probably a wakeup call that his life sucks.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Okay, so since I'm the one being picked on in school now, I have to say that was a pretty douche bag move of you. You deserve it indefinitely. End of story. (I'm not a nerd though, just short)
bezach 0
I'm emoISH not saying emo because that's not a title and it's jurks like him who keep me awake at night choosing life or death...thanks to him I cry tears of blood...yet I cry from my wrist.
CrypticHatchet 0
rlly #510? that shit doesn't help it just makes ppl hate u more cuz ur just trying to get attention
rebeccajoy 0
omg... attention wah attention I'm emo but not really cuz I'm actually worse, I haven't killed mused yet!!! wah go cry to ppl who care, wait those who would have cared took their fuxking lives and the rest of us don't care it's exactly why ur emo u stupid f*ck
revanche 2
you ******* bitch you don't know what shit ppl like us go through ....go die bitch
orionn 0
just kill yourself emo ******
Matzaball300 0
rough situation... sorry dude... he sounds low anyways...
PureGold 0
Was he a hot nerd, or just rich? lol Either way, why did you pick on him? As you can now tell, NO ONE likes a bully. Douchebag.
CDABXXX 5
Apparently, his 7/11 girlfriend does.