Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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AndelleRae 9
So this comment will probably be moderated, but I'm going to let loose anyway. YDI on so many levels it's not even funny. First off all, for being a dick in high school. Granted, he probably strove so hard to get to where he is in life because you made him feel like a worthless piece of shit. Regardless, being a prick is stupid, no matter how old you are. Second of all, you're ******* ashamed of your girlfriend. I hope she sees this and dumps your ass. WHO CARES what your girlfriend does for a living? Obviously you're a shallow asshole, so she must at least be pretty. All that should really matter to you at your age (I'm assuming that you're at least in your mid-thirties based on the divorce/marriage rate of the "nerd") is that you have someone in your life. You really need to get over yourself. YDI, times a million.
BaldOuting 0
haha #96 seriously - times 10 million.
wbrycem 0
83 - most of the jocks at your school will end up like the OP. Because all most of them do is play sports, think they'll make it big time, maybe get a scholarship into some low-level college, and end up going nowhere with their life, largely in part because they have no real skill other than playing hockey or football. They may get the hot girl in high school, but the intelligent/nerdy/quiet kids who either get no attention or no sympathy in high school are usually the ones who go on and live successfully for the next (and most important) 30-50 years of their life. It's the same way with class clowns. If you're too good for high school, odds are you're not good enough for the real world. Thank the HS d-bags when they do your work for you someday.
teebonehead 0
YEA RIGHT !
pat2rome 0
The geek shall inherit the earth.
guinness_fml 0
Nerds rule.
Sanrio90 8
You were a dick then and it looks like you're still one based on the comment about your GF. YDI x 1000
fuck_your_life_ 0
That's what you get, you asshole piece of shit.
paymeinhugs 2
be proud of your girlfriend!! at least she has a job!! so what if she's not a super model!?? i'm sure she's beautiful!
crazygreen 0
#67 haha true Sorry, but YDI Karma got you BAD!