Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (662)
Broekemania 0
I don't think you deserved that at all. Specially because I'm the popular guy on college now. I'll quit picking on nerds right away, thanks for the heads up ;)
cypglobalthreat 0
o my god that sounds nothing like the stereotypical nerd future was he also an extremely successful computer programmer? stop lying on the internet, if you picked on a "nerd" back in high school thats your own immature problem, and you should be able to think of a better FML lie
obscureabyss867 0
That's not how karma works.
RavensRule97 0
that nerdy guy is a BADASS but YDI
RoldGold38 0
**** you who the **** do you think you are
rrjr010 0
#31, could just mean his gf hasn't made it very far in life, and according to how it seems he rates quality of life, neither has he. Seems like you're still as superficial as you were in high school!
juliadream 0
High school is usually hell for nerds and those that are just prone to being picked on. But they'll eventually be the ones writing your paycheck, and evidently screwing every bangin' European babe available. Nerd = FTW
omglyktotally78 0
You should've called a very attractive escort........if a very attractive escort exists
SquidUlysses 0
I guess all those bullying skills you picked up in school weren't as useful as learning to play chess and solve calculus equations.
nyf137 20
Yay for calculus!!!
sondramcfail 0
Meet my good friend Karma. :)