By kat101 - 4/10/2010 22:11 - United States
Today, my varsity swim team got second place in the State meet. My coach said I could bring the trophy home for the weekend. On the way home, I accidentally sat on it and broke it, cutting my butt. FML
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  KingDingALing  |  9

Don't drop the soap in the showers, OP. Or else you're gonna get raped with a strap-on.

Maybe they'll shove the trophy up your ass since it already cut your ass cheeks.

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  katn101  |  2

no it was on the floor and the little person was higher than my seat so i came down on it sideways.. its actually a pretty decent size trophy

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  mattman1994  |  0

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