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Don't drop the soap in the showers, OP. Or else you're gonna get raped with a strap-on. Maybe they'll shove the trophy up your ass since it already cut your ass cheeks.

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At 109, psssh. Who uses strap ons? Haven't you seen these kids using those sticks with straw attached usually meant to sweep dust off of floors? -Fluffy McTiger

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oh noooo this brought back awful memories of that 1guy1cup video.....aaarggzskdkejckejfnwjqoworoqodncnwkznej

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no it was on the floor and the little person was higher than my seat so i came down on it sideways.. its actually a pretty decent size trophy

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I don't know about that Ignorance, but if you want a silly mega masturbator from fuckmylife.com just send me the shipping and "handling" fee and Ive got you covered

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Iggy, you're looking like more of an old prude than your usual, lovably bitchy self. Something wrong?

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Yeah, my mom gets irritable when tired too.  Wanna explain my idiocy? I'd love to get some help.

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Alright, Ignorance. I've taken a mental note of your demands and will act upon them post haste.

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You are my hero. I just hope the swim person didn't say pika when the got hurt because that would be just awkward

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Oh look, it's an asshole being a downer on a thread started by someone with a pikachu picture. Shame.

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Anyways... I'm confused by you, captain. Is there something I'm missing in your conversation?

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pikachu used hand grenade! it's super effective! wait, shit. I don't think it's breathing... o_0

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Ignorance looks like she can take a DP. She's a feisty one. I bet her sitting action is totally wicked.

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