By kat101 - 04/10/2010 22:11 - United States

Today, my varsity swim team got second place in the State meet. My coach said I could bring the trophy home for the weekend. On the way home, I accidentally sat on it and broke it, cutting my butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 321
You deserved it 36 009

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how do you accidentally sit on a trohpy? isn't big enough for you to notice it?

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good job fucking your team over, retard

take care of your butt. It's more important in the long run

Good luck in the shower. Your team is gonna kill you.

girl why you so HEARTLESS :) lol jk

oh my.. don't sit blindly then..

You, my darling, fail.

it was small enough for you to sit on it?

need butt stitches? there's an app for that.

Don't drop the soap in the showers, OP. Or else you're gonna get raped with a strap-on. Maybe they'll shove the trophy up your ass since it already cut your ass cheeks.

At 109, psssh. Who uses strap ons? Haven't you seen these kids using those sticks with straw attached usually meant to sweep dust off of floors? -Fluffy McTiger

super glue it !!

76....well, it was 2nd place :-/

You didn't get first?? You must suck, YDI.

113- What? What kind of porn are you watching? :p

Sports can be a pain in the ass :P

Black ppl r black. no pun intended

I don't get it 194...

oh noooo this brought back awful memories of that 1guy1cup video.....aaarggzskdkejckejfnwjqoworoqodncnwkznej

This is fake, im in nc and swim varsity and all of our seasons start next month.

no it was on the floor and the little person was higher than my seat so i came down on it sideways.. its actually a pretty decent size trophy

Pikachu! Strike Ignorance with lightning bolt! iicaptain! Help me out and summon your Squirtle!!!

You're all idiots. Except Ignorance.

Ignorance is right, why are you not being mature on fuckmylife.com?

That is a very different site.

iicaptain, no more Precious Love and Sunshine for you. You're all idiots. *facepalm*

Guess what? fuckmylife.com is a porn site. Jokes on me

You disgust me, iicaptain. STOP COLOURING.

Your unnatural happiness is a detriment to society.

wye sew sirius

I don't know about that Ignorance, but if you want a silly mega masturbator from fuckmylife.com just send me the shipping and "handling" fee and Ive got you covered

I agree with 97, can't trust a clown!

Iggy, you're looking like more of an old prude than your usual, lovably bitchy self. Something wrong?

Yeah, my mom gets irritable when tired too.  Wanna explain my idiocy? I'd love to get some help.

'Cause captain jacks threads like I write poems.

Alright, Ignorance. I've taken a mental note of your demands and will act upon them post haste.

I laugh at the fact that this started by a pokemon :)

this is why pokemon rock, kids. see? everyone shunned the non believer!

Ignorance, your name says it all.

This is a long thread.

173, you're just ignorant. You're also an idiot.

what an arse

the voices in my head said they want me to kill ignorance

2. I'm in love with you

You are my hero. I just hope the swim person didn't say pika when the got hurt because that would be just awkward

SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN PIKACHU IS SPEAKING.

I stand by it.

Calm down, Sweetheart. :) Time to look for that strap-on you lost up your ass.

Oh look, it's an asshole being a downer on a thread started by someone with a pikachu picture. Shame.

Anyways... I'm confused by you, captain. Is there something I'm missing in your conversation?

<- Is tired.

pikachu used hand grenade! it's super effective! wait, shit. I don't think it's breathing... o_0

Ignorance looks like she can take a DP. She's a feisty one. I bet her sitting action is totally wicked.

awh sorry hahah but u deserved it you were clumsy

your gonna get it(: better go get first in another racr to makr up for what you did(:

ouch? try explaining that one to the team.

that's a really early state meet the Dawson must have started a while ago

*season. dumb iPhone auto correct

sounds like something i would do. being clumsy is no bueno. fyl op

how could a trophy be that sharp?

Maybe the trophy looks good, so you could say that it is sharp.

how do you accidentally sit on a trohpy? isn't big enough for you to notice it?