Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on my ankle. As I cross my legs to look at my notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML
Today, I had a very hard and long exam and I was completely prepared for it. I was so confident in my abilities and I'd studied really hard. When I entered the exam hall and took the paper, I realized that I had forgotten to bring my calculator. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Wow. Your life sucks AND you deserve it. If you're too stupid to cheat, perhaps you should have tried studying...
Drigr 9
It's okay OP, you don't wanna be a cheater. Now you wont get in the habit since you know you suck at it.
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Comments (177)
CastielJ 6
My philosophy: Study hard, be honest and pass or Don't study, cheat and Pass. NOT DON'T STUDY FAIL TO CHEAT AND NOT PASS.
PoppaSoda 5
that was very clever.
hotforkegger 4
I've never heard an instructor allowing a student to use the bathroom during an exam FOR THIS VERY REASON. I call bs on that
morgan2015 2
Your school isn't even out for summer yet? Wow
tj4234 36
Could be a UK school. Scotland went off on Friday but England is always either a week before or after us.
linkinpark98 24
At my school, they don't let you use the bathroom during tests. If you had to leave the room for anything, you'd have to hand in your test, and that was that. :P Anyways, YDI completely. No one likes a cheater.
CheerBaby97 9
Karma!
Herculesninja27 5
Cheaters never win....
leh9 2
Karma bitch
Britt125 16
You know... those notes and textbook could have helped you study. So instead of coming up with some plan to hide them in the bathroom, you could have used that time to study. Even if it was only a couple minutes. Maybe you could have learned exactly what you needed to know in that time.
julesrules2 2
Karma.