Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on my ankle. As I cross my legs to look at my notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML
70% less brain power
Today, I had a very hard and long exam and I was completely prepared for it. I was so confident in my abilities and I'd studied really hard. When I entered the exam hall and took the paper, I realized that I had forgotten to bring my calculator. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Nice try
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Cheating scandal
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Classic rookie mistake
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Wow. Your life sucks AND you deserve it. If you're too stupid to cheat, perhaps you should have tried studying...
Drigr 9
It's okay OP, you don't wanna be a cheater. Now you wont get in the habit since you know you suck at it.
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Linkisomnivore 8
That's a good thing you can't cheat right(:
superbubbles 4
We aren't allowed to go to the bathroom during our exams.
Pandacupcakelove 26
How can we possibly feel bad for you? You cheated! Heck, you failed at cheating! YDI
missunderstanded 5
goes to show your not supposed to. u probably would have wrote the wrong answers anyways
ItzMeGuyz 3
YDI. But I highly doubt all the critics here have never cheated before.
DocBastard 40
This is the worst excuse for anything in the history of everything. There are two fatal flaws in your logic - 1) If someone has done something wrong, it doesn't make it any less wrong for someone else to do it. 2) Some of the people here who are bashing OP for cheating (myself included) have indeed never cheated on a test. Why? Because it's wrong, we're smart enough to know not to, and we're smart enough not to need to. Got that? Good.
Senseless_487 29
Ah, I missed you, Doc.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
69- It's possible to pass a test without cheating. If I know there's a test coming out where I don't know most of the information...I take to such a novel idea...and I...I...I...I STUDY.
CJ91516 11
Epic fail. Enough said
zyme 11
Today, you had to know while you were typing that almost everyone here would click "You deserved it". FYL.
prepster123 2
Cheaters never win.
PoppaSoda 5
yeah right. you wish they didn't.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Shut up, plastic fangs.
ssnowywinter 0
It's easier, although takes longer, to study. You actually LEARN what you're supposed to, and you're always assured that you know what you're doing, and never have to worry about something like this happening, or getting caught.
setsuna9 25
Well, at least I can congratulate you on figuring out a system to cheat. That's pretty creative. Which means you do have some grey stuff up there. :-) Just have confidence in your ability, and you can do it!!!