Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
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Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
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LandoG 0
I once caught a quick yank before going to class, but I forgot to close the **** video on my laptop. Instead I put my laptop on standby and thought it was all good. Then I get to class (freshmen chemistry, like 200 people), sit down in the middle of the room, and start up my computer. Loud, pornstar moans and groans fill the room, and I slammed my laptop shut... and learned the very same thing you did about the speakers. Solution? Rip the battery out of the computer.
creampie18 5
Well your probably like 10, considering you love twilight...no wonder why they put a parental lock on your laptop.
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Comments (71)
ChrsR 0
Don't use sound :)?
Danielle7994 18
But sound makes the experience more enjoyable! >.> ...
NobodyGay 16
How the **** do you ******* watch **** with no motherfucking sound? What a ******* dumbass!
shirvon100 0
yah thts how it gets yah i always use headphones safer and more personal
rednals 0
lawl
brianjman14 23
that's what I said when I saw your pic.
that_guy_you_are 0
YDI for putting on the speakers with people in the huse.
AwesomeSteve 0
just pretend its a ringtone your friend sent you. I would've just said: "Oh hey mum, Oh sorry thats my phone, I gotta get that, could you excuse me?" ha hopefully the person would keep on "ringing" you so you could cover it up.
Danielle7994 18
Lol that makes no sense though..why would anyone set their ringtone to people moaning?
veganphotog 0
Use earphones!
wax_soup 0
sue the company?! :X
mad7hops 0
that sucks dude either dont use sound, make sure your mom is gone, barricade/lock the door, or quickly close (x or alt-F4) the window next time!
girandwogpig 0
Am I really the only person 2 hit FYL???? Mac's r f***ed up....
greenmonxster 0
First