Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to go try it out. Five minutes into playing, the ball decided to roll into the hands of a little girl, who then said, "Mine!" I thought it was cute, until she skipped over to her parent's car, and they drove off. FML
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Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML
Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML
Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, while playing basketball, my friend thanked me for passing the ball to him. I was too embarrassed to tell him that that was me shooting. FML
Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
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loserboii 11
You just got mugged by a little girl. They grow up so fast!
Welshite 40
Selfish little girl. Why didn't you run and take the ball away from her as soon as she grabbed it?
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Comments (161)
mrsmaglietta 6
oh no!! did she get your milk money too?
RoyalSafari 26
A similar thing once happened to a dude called Gollem...
Ubehage 32
What is your reason for not following her, and demanding to get your ball back ? Wait.. I guess you reported it to the police :) That would be acceptable. Any other scenario; it's your own fault.
Levvy 22
$60 basketball. Sixty dollar basketball. Basketball that cost sixty dollars. Basket. Ball. Piece of rubber.
HopeEternity17 8
I have just signed on for the first time in about a year to tell you sir that you made my day. That was hilarious.
tildoorf84 7
YDI, pansy
stitesy29 18
Go after her
Supernovas_Child 13
For me, the best part of this post is the name the OP chose.
Dr__Bozo 4
Lol.
SchwaggHall 9
OP's name definitely rocks!
skullzero 1
What a moron, just ask her parent's for the ball back? *Faith in human intellect, gone".