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By Anonymous - Japan Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML I agree, your life sucks 47516 You deserved it 7850 182 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. And then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him. Giving me the evil eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 36533 You deserved it 2816 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hateskool888581 - Mexico Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML I agree, your life sucks 28800 You deserved it 2332 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 34315 You deserved it 4726 179 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By toxic waste - United States - Tonawanda Today, I unknowingly bought a house next to a former toxic waste dump. I found out by reading an article in the paper where residents are claiming that they are experiencing cancer and birth defects. FML I agree, your life sucks 34018 You deserved it 7240 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML I agree, your life sucks 33060 You deserved it 4620 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By warp_routine - United States Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML I agree, your life sucks 200426 You deserved it 13846 352 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Hairy_Potter - Brazil - S?o Paulo Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML I agree, your life sucks 41421 You deserved it 3919 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LesToiliettes - United States - Mount Vernon Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 26754 You deserved it 2132 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NoRingForMe - United States - Stamford Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML I agree, your life sucks 26794 You deserved it 14004 249 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML I agree, your life sucks 23145 You deserved it 50818 329 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/2/2021 23:01 - Germany - Zittau I was bored before I even began Today, my ex started our conversation with, "How are you?" I asked whether this was just a way of greeting me, or if he genuinely wanted to know. He affirmed that he really wanted to know, then proceeded to talk about his work for the next two hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 693 You deserved it 167 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML I agree, your life sucks 40284 You deserved it 5385 254 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Winnipeg Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 42668 You deserved it 6466 255 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was friendzoned by my boyfriend due to the fact that we never fight. Apparently, if there's no fighting, there's no passion. FML I agree, your life sucks 1826 You deserved it 156 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pokeOww Dash! Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML I agree, your life sucks 966 You deserved it 1317 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Japan - Ageo Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 22648 You deserved it 5414 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lexxiluvstwat Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML I agree, your life sucks 4397 You deserved it 340 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gonkc - United States Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 53699 You deserved it 15176 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML I agree, your life sucks 20221 You deserved it 4875 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - South Africa Today, at a strategy session my manager displayed a flow chart of his employees. I wasn't included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML I agree, your life sucks 58650 You deserved it 2428 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mimo - France Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML I agree, your life sucks 58371 You deserved it 4974 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bucktooth - United Kingdom Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML I agree, your life sucks 25353 You deserved it 2641 153 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Omaha Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML I agree, your life sucks 30217 You deserved it 2317 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rr - Canada Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML I agree, your life sucks 16622 You deserved it 37629 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - United States Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML I agree, your life sucks 62564 You deserved it 5103 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML I agree, your life sucks 33145 You deserved it 11943 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pst - South Africa We need a break Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML I agree, your life sucks 18615 You deserved it 59044 238 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oh well - United States Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I'm a vegan. FML I agree, your life sucks 33704 You deserved it 8362 151 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Kingman Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML I agree, your life sucks 22657 You deserved it 4083 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By drivencrazy - United States Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML I agree, your life sucks 39813 You deserved it 2924 133 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States Diaspora Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML I agree, your life sucks 748 You deserved it 168 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Newport Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML I agree, your life sucks 39247 You deserved it 3345 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oww - United States Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML I agree, your life sucks 8213 You deserved it 38161 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By W1D0 - United States Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML I agree, your life sucks 38968 You deserved it 5013 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By koanroak - United States - Carrollton Today, while taking a slow night at my waitressing job, I thought I heard the sound of crying coming from the kitchen. I rushed in, thinking something terrible had happened. Nope, the bus boy was just watching porn on his phone with no headphones. FML I agree, your life sucks 29552 You deserved it 2342 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SterlingEnigma - United States Today, I decided to start making healthier decisions. Instead of the usual cheeseburger I have for lunch I ate an apple instead. I took one bite and broke one of my teeth. Apparently, apples keep the doctor away, but not dentists. FML I agree, your life sucks 37159 You deserved it 7332 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - Canada Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML I agree, your life sucks 41262 You deserved it 4912 234 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register. Only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML I agree, your life sucks 25469 You deserved it 4607 37 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JessMelodique Today, I finally decided to try an alternative to peanut butter, since I found out I was allergic a while back. Two hours later I had to be sent home because the allegedly allergen-free SunButter caused my lips and throat to swell and patches of rashes to form all over my body. FML I agree, your life sucks 8129 You deserved it 720 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Phillycheeze | 20 #7725308 - Monday 19 November 2018 0:55 Cat... The other white meat. Send a private message 2 1 Reply
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Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me while I was waiting in an ICU waiting room while he was getting brain surgery. FML I agree, your life sucks 16 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked... I agree, your life sucks 242 You deserved it 46 4 Comments