Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, at my retail job, a woman came to my till with her purchases. After I scanned all her items, she handed me two small bags. One was filled with nickels and dimes. The other was filled with cents. Her total was $28.53. The coins amounted to $22.30. FML
Today, while working as a receptionist at a doctor's office, my boss asked me to check in one more patient before I left. He paid his $50 copay in nickels and dimes. FML
Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML
That's how I roll
Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Coinbased
Today, I rang up a customer’s items. The total came out to $24.67. She handed me a bag full of coins and looked at me expectantly. I asked if she had any other payment methods; she got irritated and said ,“If I did, I wouldn’t have given you this, stupid!” I had to count them. She was still 6 dollars short. FML
Time waster
Today, I was just about done with my late-night shift at Ralph's. As I was about to put up my "Closed Lane" sign, an elderly women starts putting items on the conveyor belt. The cost was $14.79, and she paid with pennies. It took her ages to count them all, and I wasn't being paid overtime. FML
One, two, three, four…
Today, I thought I was having a nice day at work, until I had a client who paid me $376 in rolls made of 0.05 and 0.10. It took me an hour to count. FML
Thank you, kind stranger
Today, I spent twenty minutes helping an elderly man figure out how to use the self-checkout. When we'd finished, he smiled, thanked me, then walked away… without paying for any of his groceries. The cashier assumed I was with him. FML
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
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aback 5
I hope you gave the ****** his change in pennies.
KingHumanity 0
It's the little old ladies in front of me at the checkout counting exact change at a rate of 1 coin / 2 seconds that make me want to strangle them.
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youthink_fml 0
Suck it up. That's your job. It's not like being a cashier is that tough.
gambol 10
Sure--but imagine being in a situation where you're painstakingly counting money because of some senile old person in your lane. You're the only lane open--and now a line is forming of people yelling angrily at you. By the way, you can't yell "**** off!" at the line, because at least one person will complain and get you fired. Being a cashier isn't tough physically, but a trial of endurance mentally. If you'd still like to do prove this wrong, please, by all means, go to the grocery store and apply.
JKinIN 0
Apparently youve never been a cashier before because it is a very difficult job. And usually its people like you that dont think its difficult that make it the worst. You have people that try and scam you out of anything and everything and then if you fall for it you get fired. Also people treat you like crap no matter what especially when they cant read the price or lie to you. It sucks because you see just how bad people in your community are. Also people next time you have a good cashier or your service was good thank someone for once cause we try and we cant see everything so dont take it all out on the person behind the cash register.
cals 0
agreed. i always hate it when my mother bitches at some poor cashier because she hasn't been one in over 20 years. working in retail really makes you sympathetic to this sort of thing. people need to chill out when they're standing in line, and not take it out on the person who's trying to help each customer equally.
Reyo 2
One time, my boss made some bullshit "No *contraban object* rule on hats. I shit you not, he said "Anyone walking in with a hat needs to take it off." For the first half of my shift, I had to sit there and tell people to take their hats off. And yes, 70% of them got testy and asked "Why do you care if I wear my hat inside". I couldn't say "I don't" because then I'd be fired for "going against the new rule". That's where I learned to not get pissed off at the guys who tell you not to do something since it could be the case where they don't agree with it. Anyway, my Dad likes to yell at those guys. I told him "You know, mostof the time, those guys aren't the ones who came up with the rule they're inforcing." He said "I know, I just like yelling at them". My dad's a massive ass, and you, # 11, are just like my Dad.
Clover2009 0
LOL. You try working as a cashier for a few years then tell me you still like to be around people. xD
joy1523 0
stop being such a dick. my first job when i was 17 was a cashier, and while i have had many other more "important" or "tough" jobs in the years since then, i would NEVER want to go back to being a cashier because of all the inconsiderate assholes i encountered. everyone's job is "hard" but its a different type of difficult to deal with a wide variety of rude people when your job is to take it and smile or get fired. service jobs are the worst, anyone who has worked any kind of job like this (cashier, retail, waitress, hostess, caterer, etc) knows, and personally i have a lot of respect for the people in these jobs because i know how crappy it can be.
sugarbear0727 19
Not all cashier experiences are bad. I actually love my job. Sure I get the occasional ass, and people do try to scam us on prices and such, but I live in a small town, so it doesn't happen too much. I've also worked in fast food, and I've also been a waitress. I've loved every job I've had. I guess I've just been lucky. (:
Cwoodbury 0
don't know where your from but here a roll of quarters is $20. so how could he be 50 cents short.
oicu812xD 16
Where I'm at a roll of quarters is $10
ashleynonymous 0
A roll of quarters is $10 tardo
onnielief 4
Hilarious! I usually only do that when I really dislike the service at the store, or to get back at the clerk :-D So confess, what did you do?
JKinIN 0
quarters are $10 so im sure if your a cashier youve been short quite a bit
Slimma 20
I've helped cashiers, I've even worked behind the cash register before so I know how people can be. Some people can be straight up asses... just for the sake of being one knowing that the person behind the register can't say anything back without getting fired. Then there are those that will blatantly lie about a price to try to get a deal, try to get a sale that is non existent, use fake coupons, all that crap. Then those that like to pour out all this change and painstakingly count each and every penny. It's nerve wrecking. Working behind the register is a true test of patience. If you don 't have it... you won't make it.
D2_fml 0
Exactly! People are so rude, because they know it's the only person they can be an a-hole to and get away with it. A lot of miserable people try to take their misery out on you. I guess you can try to be positive and just laugh about it later. Having been a cashier, I know it sucks, but it's your job. And at least he was nice, he opened the roll to show you it was full. A lot of cashiers get scammed because there's only coins on each side and the middle is empty. He had good intentions.
sugarbear0727 19
When we get rolls of change, we weigh them to make sure they're full and have every coin that's supposed to be there.
chellinha93 0
HAHAHAHA...... man that sucks!
a192837465 0
lol he bust it open; more Like he bust his penis out
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
lol that's ****** up
chinCHILLaOUT 0
Ah, the list of ways to get kicked out of walmart... *smirk* (I'm not saying that the OP is from walmart, but that's one of the things on the list) That does suck though.