Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
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Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0
lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.
Rekabeck 7
Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D
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Comments (175)
Seth0 0
Yeah same thing happend to me except my mom told me that i was telling her that i was in love with her. Her name was marissa thats all i can remember :) id still do her... easily
Kamahl07 0
pretty sure that being heavily sedated, and with his hands in your mouth, he didnt understand a thing
maddiesonnn 0
what love life? if u tell ur denist it there must not b much of a love life... and thats probably where the drugs came from...
slygrrl 0
lol! do you remember doing that? coming out of anesthesia once i apparently tried to punch a nurse- took a big swing at her, but i don't remember any of it- all i remember is being yelled at the entire way home by my mom and not knowing why. funny now.
lesliexhardcorex 0
got mine pulled out last week. ._.
Jessim_fml 0
The one and only time I said anything funny while under anesthesia it didn't even make any sense! I was 6 years old and I shouted "astronauts and bubblegum!"
minax24 0
did it sound like any of the red hot chile peppers songs
rileysmileydog 0
who understands you anyways when the have thier hands in your mouth?
SadinSherman 16
Wow I would have just slipped you a little something to make you sleep
insanelyXnikki 18
Ah don't worry, there's a confidentiality law in place.