Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I'd planned on treating myself to a spa day. I'd booked a massage and was so relaxed that I fell asleep during it. When I woke up, I realized that I had drooled all over the massage table. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
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unimportant 0
personally i would have shot myself after that but very interesting..
NotSprinkles 0
LOL!!!! In the future, it'd probably be best not to sleep in front of your relatives. :)
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Comments (56)
MiGman 5
hahaha not really 38
MoonXAngel 7
Haha, that'll make the next family reunion interesting.
Dango989 0
Gffvifd,
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
I hope you enjoyed yourself at least. FYL.
Legendslayer222 26
Well their anger is better than waking to find them watching you intently.
KaylieBieber13 0
BAHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS PRICELESS!!!!!
BIGmoney107 0
HAHAHAHAHA!!! FYL, betcha wish you didn't have to wake up! huh?
balviet123 2
And why were they staring at you...?
Iellwen 12
So, did you stare back and said it was all your hot cousin's fault? :)
memyselfandI07 1
Funniest FML ever! ;D
ClassicalAnime 1
Your a pig
IntoTheClouds 42
"Your" an idiot. Please explain how this event makes the OP a pig? Do you know what a wet dream is?