Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
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Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, my phone received a text which rarely happens. While getting my phone, I stubbed my toe, just to see a message from a telemarketer. Now my toe hurts and I didn’t even want what they were selling. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
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deepunder 17
I get more texts from my mom than anyone else...
tstew97 4
I get most of my texts from your mom too
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Ashley868 10
Same here, and yet I have to do all the texting. If I don't, people complain I never text them. If I bring it up that they don't text either and so they shouldn't complain, they will make up some excuse.
ptitebibine 1
I don't know why do you care about receiving texts ? Personnally I don't care if I don't hear any news, if your friends don't text you back then F* them... I think... it's my opnion that friends should send news ...if not...they aren't friends... personally I wouldn't mind texting you, it's always good to receive words from somedy and moreover we have something in common ! We 're fervent followers of FML !
mata2 7
Sorry to hear, I have the same problem.
HeyImAmy 20
Glad to know I'm not the only one. It's not that I don't have friends who I can text. I used to have T-Mobile. My phone was on a pre-paid plan and I didn't have text messaging included with my pre-paid plan but T-Mobile could text me for free, if they needed to. Not to sound weird but I cherished those free T-Mobile texts and almost cried with joy every time I got one.
liuliuliu 10
Can't agree more
martin8337 35
The last text I got was at 6:30 am one morning from my boss wanting to know if I was already at work. I start at 7am. So don't worry about not getting virtually getting no text messages m
jones1134 10
We know the feels OP... We know
syed121417 22
It embarrasses me to know how much I relate to this. FML I know exactly how you feel
katlin_michelle 9
My mom is normally the only person that texts me unless I text my 'friends' so I just don't worry about texting most of the time.
teampeniss 4
I'll text you OP! what's your number? :D