Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
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Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, my phone received a text which rarely happens. While getting my phone, I stubbed my toe, just to see a message from a telemarketer. Now my toe hurts and I didn’t even want what they were selling. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
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deepunder 17
I get more texts from my mom than anyone else...
tstew97 4
I get most of my texts from your mom too
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Comments (95)
thelittlemissy 29
Do you text people then? Start texting and someone will text you back.
skipper2009 18
No I'm sure OP just runs behind the couch and waits for the scary noise to go away.
rybaby23 8
Sorry OP! You're not alone! I never get text messages! My phone goes off and I get all excited and it's either an email or my parents :/ haha
classiceagle63 16
Hopefully they'll text you happy birthday on your bday.
Rizzen 27
Dude I feel your pain, my 'friends' dont really text me either
kdgsmiley 23
Don't feel too bad, texts are overrated and real conversations are better. But if you really want messages maybe try sending some out first! :)
imchacon22 19
Forever alone ^.^ nobody texts me either!
Rainhawk94 27
Probably because in states in your profile that you don't want people to message you
Smoothjc1 6
In my book, that's a good thing.
luckyme143 13
or when your really waiting for someone's text and u FINALLY get one then realize it's just your phone company or worse, your mom telling to to run some errands! grrr lol
jakerrrbaker 8
That must have been a rude awakening;) you should try texting other people first. You can't just sit around not talking to anyone and expect people to text you.
blueboy154 12
Same here. I get texts from my dad telling me to wake up. Yoohoo