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By NevertheKool - 07/05/2015 21:43 - United States - Union City

Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML

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You deserved it 28 033

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By fatto - 30/05/2017 16:00 - Sweden

Today, I got up very early to join my fit, slim, husband for a morning walk, since I work from home, order food to be delivered, and barely leave the couch. Afterwards, he biked off to work, and I went straight back to bed. With some candy. Small steps, I guess. FML

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By Ew - 26/05/2016 13:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By latino14 - 15/06/2012 11:27 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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Out of shape

By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2019 22:00

Today, I organized a party at my place, invited 20 people, bought snacks and cancelled my workout. Nobody showed up. I ended up eating a whole ciabatta alone. FML

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By Ouchie - 07/10/2016 12:51 - Ireland - Celbridge

Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML

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You deserved it 1 331

By mikki bee - 30/12/2014 17:24 - United States - Reno

Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML

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Willpower

By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 14:00

Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML

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Naps are important

By bigdikbubls - 01/12/2020 05:58 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML

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You deserved it 673

pixierara 28

Friday 8 May 2015 13:05

*couch* I don't think you slept on your coach, I think he would have made you run

leafeon523 20

Friday 8 May 2015 13:04

Ydi for not having motivation and complaining about it online.

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davek 36

Saturday 9 May 2015 2:11

Living the dream.

joedupu 10

Saturday 9 May 2015 2:31

I too sleep on my horse drawn carriage

KimboSliced 7

Saturday 9 May 2015 2:50

Guilty as charged

TerraShadow 18

Saturday 9 May 2015 3:38

Who says that that's a bad way to spend a day, it's an ideal day.

A_Net_70 7

Saturday 9 May 2015 4:22

So you had a great day then :) !!

ModernZelda 19

Saturday 9 May 2015 6:50

Still sounds like a pretty fulfilling day to me.

rockwrench 18

Saturday 9 May 2015 7:50

Now thats what I'm talking about.

J04NN4000 11

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:32

Don't worry OP- we've all been there.

marsbrad 5

Saturday 9 May 2015 9:49

Are we talking like horse-drawn coach?

thisguy22 33

Saturday 9 May 2015 10:35

Sounds like a perfect day. Next time invite me along before I spend 2 hours at the gym!

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