Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
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Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
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ZuRG_fml 7
Universe WIN mega YDI
CherishFlowers 0
That sucks, but you kinda deserved it...
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soccer_girl_622 0
thats what you get for being a bully BI***
lacalina 0
nice, glad to see you got what you deserved
ban4023 0
thats y i never picked on kids in high school
oogyboogy 6
this is the sxth one that says something about karma at the end
RavishMe77 0
They always say that you end up working for the geeks you picked on in school (not saying your CEO was a geek, but I'm just employing the quote)...or it your case being refused to work for him. I guess it depends when in school you picked on him. If it was elementary school, then your CEO should have risen above it. High school or later, I guess YDI.
BLiNdZoRz 3
and I thought I was the only one getting pissed off.
lolwatlol 0
Yeah OP do that, so you get owned again.
NHKPururin 6
It's not illegal to deny someone an interview. People get denied interviews all the time. Even if you show up for the interview and do well, you could still not get the job. If this guy's a CEO, he can easily win a lawsuit. He could say he felt the person didn't appear professional or say that after reviewing his resume, he wasn't qualified. We also don't know why he was escorted out by security. Maybe the OP refused to leave?
SheriffBart 0
Or he can say he already knew the OP and knew he wouldn't hire him due to past behavior, so an interview would have been a waste of time. Nothing illegal in that. The entitlement mentality some people have is ridiculous.
agk_fml 0
I'm thinking Lawsuit. It's illegal to deny anyone an interview. If you really want to show him up, thats the best plan.
shabooboo 0
that blows big time but at least you admitted to your wrong doing and your karma
g00nie 0
Why are you complaining about it? You totally deserved it. q
CrazyOldSoldier 0
Two words: Bill Gates. The underdog always comes out on top, and you, my friend, proved that again. =D I was bullied to no end in junior high, and though I've let it go, I find it hard to forget. If I was in the CEO's shoes, I can promise I would have done the same thing. I was kicked, had gum in my hair, taunted with absolutely disgusting rumours. And if I could, I would make all of them eat it like that man did to you. So. You do indeed deserve it and I applaud that man.
pandaloop 0
i can imagine this kid, all those years go, while he was getting made fun of, saying something along the lines of 'ONE DAY, I'LL BE YOUR BOSS'. bwahahah.