Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML
Today, I had a phone interview for a job I've had my eye on forever. I was dumped a few hours before the interview, but was okay until I was put on hold with music playing. Me and my boyfriend's song came on and I started bawling. I could hardly talk when they took me off hold. FML
Today, I thought I was finally over my anxiety problem, and confidently went to my first ever job interview. Halfway through, the manager told me that if I didn't stop being so nervous, he couldn't give me the job. I cried. FML
Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML
Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML
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Top comments
EpicSquishii 21
Words cannot express how completely undatable you sound.
perdix 31
#1, strong words coming from the girl with the mustache!
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Comments (140)
fuzz97 23
you seem like the sort of person who would literally cry over spilled milk
420Zombie 17
I can only imagine that you're thinking of one of those animal donation commercials for ASPCA.... But marley & me was a movie. (Possibly just as sad as the commercials though)
eaglerob 20
Really? Sack up!
HorrorFan13 2
I shouldn't laugh...
HorrorFan13 2
Harsh comments.
dr_snow_bear 29
Slow clap to you Sir. *clap......clap......clap.....*
daniel1177 2
who rhe **** keeps a picture of a hanging dog on the wall?
Zomg_Okay 27
You might want to read the FML again, chief.
jnazzty 4
If op is a guy you sir, are a pussy..if op is a girl you may have borderline personality disorder
rhapsodys 12
Do you also cry when you see dogs on the street?
vbmg152 19
You're a dude?? I thought for sure you were a chick! Man, grow up! Wait until you're old like me & have true life tragedies! What cha gonna do? Cry all the time! Do you have a girlfriend? Wait! Let me answer that, no. You seriously need help if a book/movie affects you that much. WTF? YDI!
Infinity1337 11
Please tell me you are at least on your period op.
potatosareawesom 7
it says the op is a man.