Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML
Today, I had a phone interview for a job I've had my eye on forever. I was dumped a few hours before the interview, but was okay until I was put on hold with music playing. Me and my boyfriend's song came on and I started bawling. I could hardly talk when they took me off hold. FML
Today, I thought I was finally over my anxiety problem, and confidently went to my first ever job interview. Halfway through, the manager told me that if I didn't stop being so nervous, he couldn't give me the job. I cried. FML
Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML
Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML
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EpicSquishii 21
Words cannot express how completely undatable you sound.
perdix 31
#1, strong words coming from the girl with the mustache!
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Comments (140)
nivaldie 9
That time of the month ?
2013bchan41 20
Oh man! I knew he told me he posted it, but I never would guess that it'd get posted! Well, I'm not the OP, but he's my good friend, and he told us all the story at lunch. He watched Marley and Me the night before his interview, and that the stress and nervousness made him breakdown when he saw the picture. He's not really a crybaby, but still it is pretty funny. So don't be hating on him. I'm gonna tell him right away!
pokerface91 5
Tell him he needs to see a therapist. A person who is old enough to be applying for jobs should be able to control his own emotions while in a public setting. Even if he did watch the movie the night before and was really nervous. Everyone gets nervous on job interviews, but most don't break down crying about a movie during the interview. He sounds very unstable, and I hope he gets some serious help.
Esran 9
What the hell is wrong with you ??? I am a women and I wouldn't allow my self to be as week as you describe you're self. Have feelings but please try to control them!
EsOSiQueEs 14
For me, I had a yellow lab since I was 4 and she passed when I was on a band trip, so I was devastated. I still get pretty bummed out when I see other dogs that look like her, but I definitely don't start crying to the point of needing to be escorted out. What's your excuse?
swollenreaper 3
wtf????
tacobadger 3
Wow. I'm waiting for the FML followup to this that says something like "I posted an FML and got mocked because I'm a gigantic emotional ******, FML" Seriously grow some balls OP. Get help. Oh, and man card? Revoked.
thatsdndn1 19
You are silly
at0micmin3r 23
Grow a pair and grow up. :3
Ab5traktion_83 9
Wait, this is a guy?
immortalballoon 12
Isn't this a scene from a movie? I can't remember what one, but I know I've seen a scene with a woman in a job interview seeing a picture of a dog and crying...